If you will forgive the silly name, I am posting this as a temporary low cost bodyguard or shop guard service. guarding of living assets is preferred, for the sake of proving ones presence at the agreed upon time if at said time I am available.

Pricing is negotiable starting at food to last for the requested time and a variable fee to cover the costs of equipment where needed. All contracts may be cancelled at any time should the protected deem service no longer necessary, or unsatisfactory (though a severance fee of 1 loaf of bread will be requested)

Be aware that while I will listen to any request for service I will not agree to any task that requires me to render force unto another critter outside of the motivation of protecting one's explicit assets or ones self or any display of force that could fall under the categorization of burglary, banditry or hooliganism, and that I am a single person, and can only be in one place at one time.

For any job that requires protection of a mobile object or critter, Im not exactly the quickest one on my feet, and you may have to match my less than ideal pace.

PS. It would likely be easier to get ahold of me through this thread than in person (discord is also acceptable)